Liz Phair is in my spit chain, which means that we embraced at some closed down drive-in theater at a parallel time in outer space.
I kissed Emilie, Collin did, too. Funny that I’m telling you this: I’m not sure if Collin knew.
Collin lived in Guatemala, where he dated a girl named Joanna, and Joanna went to an Urge Overkill show, and afterward she hooked up with Nash Kato.
I don’t know who Liz has slept with. There’s a lot of things that I don’t know. But I do know she went to Oberlin, and she might have hooked up with Nash Kato.
Liz Phair is in my spit chain, from Emilie to Collin to Joanna to Nash. I don’t know the details, but I’m sure of it, and maybe I just swallowed an atom of Liz’s spit.