You asked me to reveal my identity, but first let me begin by telling you who I am not. I am not Arnold Maletanin, nor am I a man who goes by the name of Alfred Scott. I am you, I am you, I am you. And the earlier that you accept this, the better things will be for all of us. And now I want the band to play much faster. I want the band to play much faster and I will sing higher. (One, two, three, four.) That’s better, I can sing better this way. The other way was too low and it was too lugubrious. This is a nonstop party platter. This is a nonstop party platter.